The Prof was attending an awards do and asked for me to pick him up at 7.30 .
He said we would go out for dinner.
I scrubbed up, donned my New York duds and was about to drive the 20 miles to meet him when I got the message
Awards overrun won't get out until going on ten pm
At 9.45 I was eating a service station coronation chicken sandwich in the car park
My last post bored the tits off me, and I wrote it
ReplyDeleteOld macro-biotic mantra - 'Food eaten in anger turns to poison'. My mantra - I fucking hate moving clips.
ReplyDeleteI know but it's kinda funny
DeleteI only like my own sandwiches
DeleteActually this gif is better than most because he keeps his head still. There is no irritating jerk as it reloads.
DeleteYou found the perfect gif for this post, LOL!
ReplyDeleteBy accident! But I liked it and it was more amusing than my last post
DeleteJim Carrey makes me giggle no matter what he is doing ~
DeleteI hate him but the photo fitted
DeleteI've always inexplicably hated Jim Carrey.
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DeleteThat's because he is annoying
DeleteThe Truman Show is an underrated film ...love JC
DeleteI'd be happy to have a chicken sandwich but in a carpark?
ReplyDelete...not so much
In the rain...in the dark.....after you had dressed up then re dressed in scruffs and then driven 20 miles..............happy?
DeleteThat is quite an overrun . . . someone in charge of the awards should be given a stern talking to!
ReplyDeleteIt happens in the oscars ! The Prof knows this cos he used to go to the BAFTAS with a previous partner! ( grrrrrrrhhhhhh)
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DeleteMorning John. The previous partner......was that the young Brazilian with the questionable taste in bedroom decor? MaggieB
DeleteYou remembered! No that was the one before me. The one before him was a costume designer for television! How dull
DeleteAlthough it has no physical manifestation, I award you a heartfelt trophy for patience.
ReplyDeleteThank you geo
DeleteHang on! What happened to the previous post? It seems to have disappeared. You are like Paul Daniels. Can you see this post? Yes? Whoops! Abracadabra! Now it's gone! Thanks a lot Paul!
ReplyDeleteIt was piss boring YP
DeleteMade me chuckle!
ReplyDeleteMEN; you can't trust 'em!
ReplyDeleteI bet you ate your sandwich just like that! The Prof owes you a nice meal out.
ReplyDeleteYes, Sue, I Second that! And the restaurant properly booked so you know he's going to be there on time.
ReplyDeleteThat's disappointing x
ReplyDeleteThat GIF makes it look even more awful than it sounded... and it sounded pretty awful.
ReplyDeleteDicey option. Has the diarrhea hit yet? X
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts when I read this were exactly the same as Camille's !
ReplyDelete........but what did the Prof do for food? :)
ReplyDeleteI'd hazard a guess that the Prof ate a wonderful meal provided at the awards 'do'!
ReplyDeleteHe did indeed
DeleteIf you'd given the prof that angry look, he would not of got in the car with you. he'd make a run for it all the way home, thinking "I'd much safer than sitting next to those ghashers"
ReplyDeleteThat sandwich sounds gruesome. I freely admit I have been delayed at work events as the Prof was and I am sure he will make it up to you. He has to.
ReplyDeleteI think he owes you a dinner. xx
ReplyDeleteI would have taken myself to dinner anyway!
ReplyDeleteI had a crappy day and was in a foul mood until I read this post. Throughout the evening I've returned to re-read it several times, and I crack up laughing each time. Your story and the Jim Carrey gif have a synergistic effect.
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